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sunshien:

i dont understand snakes sometimes i mean it’s like they’re swimming they just glide but thERE’S NO WA TER HOW AR ET HEY JSUT SLIPPING ACRSS THE GROUND LIKE THAT DO THEY HAVE LITTLE TINY SKATEBOARDS WE CANT SEE? ?? i need to rethink my life right now

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cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

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